CC1-on the way

Hi,I'm Kenneth.
I'll make a self-introduction cause this is my first CC.
I'll make a list of four points, here we go.

Zeroth.Yeah,zeroth.

Cause a programmer always start with zero.
[a terrible joke?fine,I'm a terrible joker.]

Firstly.I'm come from Shantou,a sea town.

Kenneth,you can swim,don't you?You come from Shantou.Of cause I can,I'm come from Shantou.
Kenneth,you come from Shantou,have you ever eaten a lot of seafood?
No,not so much.
And I don't like hot pepper,in case you invite me to eat seafood.

Secondly.I'm a homeboy.[I look up this word in a dictionary,it's warm and lovely.]

I like stay home,on my bed actually.
I spent time on my bed with WIFI and air-conditioner.I like air-conditioner cause it gave my second life, and third life these days.I do love it.
I dread hot weather so much cause I used to be a fat boy since my junior two.
Image that,a boy whose hight do not reach 160 centimeters,but he weighs more than 60 kilograms.
Girls say"You are so nice","You are so lovely".
But they just won't date you.
I've been a single dog over twenty years.
Even my mother said"I'm afraid you will be a single dog,single dog,single all life long.".

However,I have a girlfriend later.

And I initially join TM because of my girlfriend.
Then I found I've been a watcher for a long while.
I just watch,most of time I have no point of view,so I have nothing to share.
Now I want to speak.
About how I lose my weight and keep fit.
We can talk about it on another day.

I'm Kenneth.

I'm a programmer,a homeboy,a watcher.
I want to be a qualified speaker.
I'm on the way.
I hope we can take a walk for a while.