一则很搞笑的代码

cicada_IT 写道
代码如下：

java 代码
import org.springframework.beans.BeanUtils;   
  
public class People {   
    public class Contants {   
        public static final int 情人节 = 120;   
           
        public static final int THING_ROSE = 1;   
        public static final int THING_KISS = 2;   
        public static final int THING_HUG = 3;   
        public static final int THING_ANGRY = 4;   
        public static final int THING_OTHER = 5;   
           
        public static final double MONEY = 100000.00;   
        public static final int LOVE = 100;   
        public static final int AGE = 30;   
           
    }   
    public static  class Boy {   
        private boolean 有车;   
        private boolean 有房;   
        private double 赚钱;   
        private int 年龄 = 15;   
           
        public Boy() {   
            super();   
        }   
        public Boy(boolean isOwnCar,boolean isOwnHouse) {   
            有车 = isOwnCar;   
            有房 = isOwnHouse;   
        }   
        public Boy(boolean isOwnCar,boolean isOwnHouse,double partMoeny) {   
            有车 = isOwnCar;   
            有房 = isOwnHouse;   
            赚钱 = partMoeny;   
        }   
           
        public void setBoy(Boy boy) {   
            BeanUtils.copyProperties(this, boy);   
        }   
        public boolean  givegirl(int thing) {   
            switch(thing) {   
            case Contants.THING_ROSE:   
            case Contants.THING_KISS:   
            case Contants.THING_HUG:   
                return true;   
            case Contants.THING_ANGRY:   
            case Contants.THING_OTHER:   
                return false;   
            }   
            return false;   
        }   
        public void 拼命赚钱() {   
            赚钱 ++;   
        }   
        public int get年龄() {   
            return 年龄;   
        }   
        public void set年龄(int 年龄) {   
            this.年龄 = 年龄;   
        }   
        public boolean is有车() {   
            return 有车;   
        }   
        public void set有车(boolean 有车) {   
            this.有车 = 有车;   
        }   
        public double get赚钱() {   
            return 赚钱;   
        }   
        public void set赚钱(double 赚钱) {   
            this.赚钱 = 赚钱;   
        }   
        public boolean is有房() {   
            return 有房;   
        }   
        public void set有房(boolean 有房) {   
            this.有房 = 有房;   
        }   
           
    }   
    public static  class Girl {   
        private boolean 等;   
        private int 感情;   
        private int 生日;   
           
           
        public Boy 嫁给(Boy boy) {   
            return boy;   
        }   
        public boolean is等() {   
            return 等;   
        }   
        public void set等(boolean 等) {   
            this.等 = 等;   
        }   
        public int get感情() {   
            return 感情;   
        }   
        public void set感情(int 感情) {   
            this.感情 = 感情;   
        }   
        public int get生日() {   
            return 生日;   
        }   
        public void set生日(int 生日) {   
            this.生日 = 生日;   
        }   
    }   
       
    public  boolean loveLoad(Boy boy,Girl girl) {   
        if (boy.is有房() && boy.is有车()) {   
            boy.setBoy(null);   
            girl.嫁给(boy);   
        } else {   
            if(girl.is等()) {   
                System.out.println("====1");   
                while (! (boy.get赚钱() > Contants.MONEY && girl.感情 > Contants.LOVE && boy.get年龄() < Contants.AGE)) {   
                    System.out.println("====2");   
                    for(int day = 1; day < 365 ; day ++) {   
                        System.out.println("====3");   
                        if(day == Contants.情人节) {   
                            if(boy.givegirl(Contants.THING_ROSE)) {   
                                girl.set感情(girl.get感情() + 1);   
                            } else {   
                                girl.set感情(girl.get感情() - 1);   
                            }   
                        }   
                        if(day == girl.get生日()) {   
                            if(boy.givegirl(Contants.THING_ROSE)) {   
                                girl.set感情(girl.get感情() + 1);   
                            } else {   
                                girl.set感情(girl.get感情() - 1);   
                            }   
                        }   
                        boy.拼命赚钱();   
                    }   
                    if(boy.is有房() && boy.is有车()) {   
                        boy.setBoy(null);   
                        girl.嫁给(boy);   
                        return true;   
                    }   
                    boy.set年龄(boy.get年龄() + 1);   
                    girl.set感情(girl.get感情() - 1);   
                }   
                if(boy.get年龄() > Contants.AGE) {   
                    girl.嫁给(new Boy());   
                    return false;   
                }   
            } else {   
                girl.嫁给(new Boy());   
                return false;   
            }   
        }   
        return false;   
    }   
    public  static void main(String []args) {   
        People people = new People();   
        Boy litterBoy = new Boy();   
        litterBoy.set年龄(15);   
        litterBoy.set有房(false);   
        litterBoy.set有车(false);   
        litterBoy.set赚钱(0.00);   
        Girl goodGirl = new Girl();   
        goodGirl.set生日(100);   
        goodGirl.set感情(0);   
        goodGirl.set等(true);   
        System.out.println(people.loveLoad(litterBoy, goodGirl));   
    }   
}  
申明：这个是转来的，出自何方不清楚，反正来自互联网，作者是男是女，不祥。听说是女的。嘿嘿。。